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Religious truth
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
Protestatism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Scientology: Shit happens... that will be $5000 please.
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Die Evolution des Menschen
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Es ist mit dem Witz wie mit der Musik,
je mehr man hört, desto feinere Verhältnisse verlangt man.
(Lichtenberg)
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